My Will.

I wrote this extremely sadistic post at 4:00 am last wednesday when the fever that had come at 3:00 had subsided after a dose of paracetamol(which smells like rotten or rather oxidized potato - i know what they smell like, we had to use them in a bio experiment). When I wrote this I was intending to post it the next day but it seemed like that parasite got hold of me pretty bad so I couldn't very well come online and anyway, later I decided not to post it coz people would get all upset or something but its my blog anyway and if you have something called a sense of humor you won't find it extremely alarming. :D

1. To Ishani I leave my math khata in memory of the crap we drew and all the days she never brought her computer khata(which was pretty common).
I also leave her my extra navy blue apron which she will wear to every chemistry practical class and if she doesn't I will haunt her every night with IRC'z voice. ;)

2. To Ahana I leave all my writing material so that she doesn't run out of thingz to chew in class.

3.To Maddy I leave my Maity Ganguly Vol.II hoping she becomes a great chemistry scholar.(And she needn't return Vol.I)

4. To Neo.....umm..I'll give him my bean stuffed mousy. :D

5. To Shubholina I leave my Maitree medal in memory of the timez she played the synth while I played the tabla. :P

6. To Arunima I give all my wierd jewellery and hope she develops enough courage to wear mismatched earrings.

7. I leave Trinity my blog cuz she likez it so much and would advise her to read the posts in chronological order. :)





NOTE: This is NOT to be taken seriously.

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I will get a good pair of sunglasses so that I can look at things I want to and no-one will know. ;)
I will wear my purple sockz coz I love them and itz winter.
I will buy more hajmola candy to survive on.